Funnyisms of the Week

First, to really appreciate this you have to know we do not have any type of television. So any exposure Lily gets to television comes from outside sources. So the other day her daddy was telling her how smart she was. And she responded, "There is smart, and then there is Kmart smart". We think she heard that at daycare.

Then last night while at the Chinese Food restaurant, Lily got a little carried away and "hit" the waitress in the face. When her daddy asked her why she did that she responded, "I was all jacked up". Wonder where she heard that one? Mamma and Daddy?

Lastly, driving in the car on the way home from a party this evening I was sharing that tomorrow I had to get my chi, chi's smooshed in a big machine (a.k.a. mammogram). She asked, "How are they going to take them off". I laughed so much, I cried.

Love it!!!!

Bathroom talk and more...

First Lily is on a huge bathroom talk spree. If she can get the words, underwear, pee, butt, etc...in a sentence she is thrilled.

Lily also went to her very first movie, Tangled. I am not sure who was more excited Lily or Mommy...I think Mommy!

The other day we went to a restaurant for lunch, and the hostess was a very petite South or Central American woman. Of course, Lily with no filter, said, "Wow your small" If she only knew!

Lastly, for my birthday Olav bought me a magazine which had quotes of gratitude. One of the quotes that took my breath away and made me laugh all at the same time was by an actress by the name of Kristin Chenoweth. It read:

"When I was adopted, I went home with Jerry and Junie Chenoweth. I feel like I won the lottery in the family department. Not a day goes by that I am not grateful that I was placed with the right family. I believe God had a big part in that. Also, I do have long legs, which I am thankful for because I am only 4'11"."

That is my prayer for Lily, that someday she will feel very much the same way.